and in a wacky wild twist of events i didn’t meet my girlfriend on the internet


i need new people in my life

(via caaesura)

My dog is sleeping between my legs, which is so cute, but his sleepy little dream paws keep tickling my thighs and I’m about to kick him in the damn nose.


my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

(Source: lesbianvenom, via liabilititties)