slomps:

Plot twist: Social and funny in real life, awkward on the internet

yo

(via laughing-llama)

"you have had love, and that means
your sternum is a divining rod

for both passion and grief. because the tongue is the body’s
strongest muscle, make it say

joy. make it say I am a factory of splendid things. make it say
the octopus is the smartest animal

in the animal kingdom, and I am an octopus.
I am an octopus.
I am happy. my survival

was not an accident, or purposeless."

Marty McConnell, “zoo,” published on Roots of She (via bostonpoetryslam)

(via thedappercrow)

mr-devilman:

Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there. 

(via wah-mos)

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

(via laughing-llama)

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

(via lotsalipstick)

Truth. This used to happen to me on the subway and on the street pretty regularly in Chicago.

(Source: mysharona1987, via insidetheout-sider)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via dylanbean)